Do you think there's a reason that a fern is gnawing on my cat's legwarmer's?

and do you know why there's a fern in my house? why is it gnawing? does it have teeth, or is it technically just "gumming"? why is my cat wearing legwarmers? why does anybody wear legwarmers? since when do I have a cat? why does my tongue hurt? these are the real questions that need to be answered...

Do you think there's a reason that a fern is gnawing on my cat's legwarmer's?
*sigh* im glad someone else has also realized the importance of those questions. i cant fathom why more people dont take the time to ponder over such crucial aspects of life. tsk tsk. people these days....
Reply:I think you better get some help...hun

or lay down you have been at the computer too long...
Reply:So, why's a circly-mango thing your avatar? What color are the cat's legwarmers because my cat wants one purple, one yellow, one green and one red.
Reply:dude please get some help.....a therapist is a good place to start.
Reply:i don't know, dude. all i know is that i love your avatar...nothing better than a BIG O!!

( or is that a CIRCLE??)